The red nylon Jazz III is my favorite guitar pick.  I like how its small size and sharp point maximize my economy of motion for extra speed and control. 
 
The Jazz LXIX has none of that.  Weighing in at 100g (1/4lb in freedom units) and measuring 225mm x 190mm (about 9" x 7.5") it admittedly does not make for a good plectrum, but that's not why you want it.
 
Extra special price for you, my friend!