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Hello, friend.  :)

I imagine you are here as the result of experiencing a super dank meme.

Your interest in my work means the world to me and fuels what I do.


Unfortunately, I have some bad news.

I must take a break from cultivating the finest content in the land and devote myself to the business factory.

I know.  I'm disappointed, too.

...are you so disappointed that you'd be willing to contribute $3 to stopping it?

Am I manipulating you over $3? 


Besides, with a face like that you must be a movie star or something.  I'm sure you can swing it.

When you are ready, i invite you to click the play button to the left on your own accord.  The song is called "give me money" and contains no subliminal messaging.

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