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hi friend thanks for being you

I imagine you arrived here in the wake of experiencing a super dank meme.

I appreciate your support--I truly do!

...but I have some terrible news.

I must take a break from cultivating the finest content in the land to serve the interests of the business factory.


I'm almost as disappointed as you are.

...are you disappointed enough to contribute $3 towards preventing it?

No, it's not like that, my friend!  I would never manipulate you over $3!

Besides, with a face like that you must be a movie star or something.  Can't you spare it?

I invite you to click that play button on your own accord whenever you're ready.


It's called "give me money" and probably contains no subliminal messaging.

Give Me Money

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