hi friend thanks for being you
I imagine you arrived here in the wake of experiencing a super dank meme.
I appreciate your support--I truly do!
...but I have some terrible news.
I must take a break from cultivating the finest content in the land to serve the interests of the business factory.
I'm almost as disappointed as you are.
...are you disappointed enough to contribute $3 towards preventing it?
No, it's not like that, my friend! I would never manipulate you over $3!
Besides, with a face like that you must be a movie star or something. Can't you spare it?
I invite you to click that play button on your own accord whenever you're ready.
It's called "give me money" and probably contains no subliminal messaging.